Dear Management

Life Advice from a Senior Rescue Dog

Management woke up from a midday snooze to answer today’s very important topic.

Dear Management,

I’ve decided I’m ready to adopt a dog from the shelter, but I’m overwhelmed by the choices. Every time I visit, I see so many dogs that need homes and I don’t know how to choose. Should I pick the most energetic one? The saddest one? The one that reminds me of a dog I had as a kid? I want to make the right choice but I’m terrified I’ll pick wrong and it won’t work out. How do I know which dog is meant for me?

Sincerely,
Paralyzed by Puppy Eyes

Dear Paralyzed,

Listen, doll. I’ve been the dog in that kennel, watching people walk by, wondering what they’re looking for and whether I have it. I never did seem to have it. But I got lucky, and ended up at a rescue instead of the big sleep. And that is always a route too, but you said shelter so I will answer that one specifically.

You want to know how to choose a dog. But here’s what really happens, sweetheart - you don’t choose the dog. The dog chooses you. And if you’re smart, you’ll pay attention when it happens.

Let’s talk about what you’re really afraid of…